savannahtorres: Happy Birthday best friend! You are naked in the shower as I type this to you, love you so much little bitch.

Love you so muchhhh.

phione:

if i pause my music to listen to your audio post it better be fucking good

(Source: genocidersyo)

wizardsandhijack:

hospitalf0rsouls:

Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…


did Mary have a little lamb?

you broke the world

vrban:

I spend 800% of my life exaggerating 

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

(Source: cayde)

perma-scowl:

may the wings of your eyeliner always be uneven

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