savannahtorres: Happy Birthday best friend! You are naked in the shower as I type this to you, love you so much little bitch.
Love you so muchhhh.
if i pause my music to listen to your audio post it better be fucking good
(Source: genocidersyo)
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?you broke the world
I spend 800% of my life exaggerating
My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
(Source: cayde)
may the wings of your eyeliner always be uneven
