savannahtorres asked: Happy Birthday best friend! You are naked in the shower as I type this to you, love you so much little bitch.
phione: if i pause my music to listen to your audio post it better be fucking good
wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… did Mary have a little lamb? you broke the world
vrban: I spend 800% of my life exaggerating
My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
perma-scowl: may the wings of your eyeliner always be uneven
jugd: life goal: finish my chap stick before it goes missing
Me: Too expensive.
ameliaslastgoodbye: one thing I will never understand is how normal people are unaffected by movies or books I mean when they watch a movie or finish a book they say “well that was a good movie/book” and they move on while I have an existentional crisis and question the whole universe
Anonymous asked: Why don't you ignite your light and let it shine all the way up your asshole.
pyreclaws: prettyinpinkprep: If you ever think I’m a good role model, just know this: I took a poison ivy plant and rubbed it all over this girl’s car that I hated in high school. Horrifically that same day, she was carpooling 3 other girls that I didn’t like to the mall. The next day they came in covered in rashes and had to give the pe teacher a note because it had spread in unsavory...